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Baby's First Sideburns
01:46
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I'll push it out without a doubt
I'm laughing in the face of DNA
Bloom a little late but that's OK
I'm gonna get it
You're 28, baby-face
Legally a man but that don't mean
You're gonna be a facial hair machine
There, I said it
Don't quit your day-hair, kid
Time warp, it's been a year
I'm a buff, masculine shadow of my former self
Things are gonna change around
Things are gonna be different
Bullshit
This is by far my weakest achievement
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Magic Eye
02:04
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I'm gonna put my shit in the ground
Cuz I don't like that garbage hanging around
I'm gonna drive my van off a cliff
Cuz I am way too lazy to trade it all in
And I'll walk away
I won't turn around
And I'll use my magic eye
To peer into a better dimension
It's to the point I don't even care
To let a bogus punchline hang in the air
I'm gonna glue my tongue to my chin
So I don't slip up and say something shitty again
And I'll walk away
I won't turn around
And I'll use my magic eye
To peer into a better dimension
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Stunt Kite
04:47
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I watched you pull a monster out of the sand
I watched you dig it out with your bare hands
I watched you pull a monster out of the sand
And I'm whining
And I'm whining
Ima chill with dad
Working on my tan
Ima chill with dad
And work on my tan
Crash the kite into the dune
Sucks they left it up to you
What a stupid thing to do
Now we're underwater
That's how it goes
I'm plugging my nose
I play by my own rules
Just relax
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Hummus Vacuum
03:36
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My guts are twisted from
that burger I ate in the parking lot in the dark
And I don't like what I see looking back now
Oh no
My face is twisted from
that pizza slice I ate when your back was turned
And I don't like what I see when I look back
Oh no
Guzzle it down by the pound
Can't get enough
I'm a hummus vacuum
Woah
It's healthy for me, can't O.D.
But something's wrong
I'm a hummus vacuum
Running in circles just to hear
the sweat drops saying "Way to go, dude!"
And I don't like what I see looking back now
Guzzle it down by the pound
Can't get enough
I'm a hummus vacuum
Woah
It's healthy for me, can't O.D.
But something's wrong
I'm a hummus vacuum
Suck it up
Suck it up
Suck it down now
Can't get enough
Put it in my palm and I'm gonna eat it all
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I'm so sick of the daily grinding
You're so sick of my daily whining
go on, go on, go on
You know it's true
I'm not much in the balls department
So let's bust out of the old apartment
I know, I know, I know
Just what to do
Dye my hair bright blue
Break my brain in two
I can't sleep, I'm a nervous wreck
I'm can't sleep cuz I'm always stressin'
Go on, go on, go on
You know it's true
So I'll break out of my shitty skin
Cuz I break out
Woo-ooh
I know, I know, I know
Just what to do
Dye my hair bright blue
Break my brain in two
Dye my hair bright blue
Break some rules with you
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Dipped
05:51
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It's all a blur
And I don't know if I remember anything
It's all a blur
And all I can recall is chlorine tastes like shit
No duh, no duh
No duh, no shit
You were as brave as you've ever been
My bleary eyes
Don't seem to recognize a single floating head
My bleary ears
Don't seem to understand a single word you said
No duh, no duh
No duh, no shit
You were as brave as you've ever been
And you should burn your favorite pants
And you should dip your head into the deepest end
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"Whose Line Is It Anyway?" Fantasy Draft 2014
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